Okay. So he doesn't believe what I've told him, so here we are. The actual transcript. Proof.
( TRanscript )

Thought I'd show off some of my designs. I am a budding fashion designer/comedian. Me and Steven Adler wanna make a clothing range.Boosh bitch. He's actually good at art when you make him do it. Anyway, here's me modelling some more of my designs

(OOC: Not my designs, just pictures of Noel Fielding)
( Picspam alert. (Ignore the other idiot in the pics!!) )
Come see me people I need more friends. I'm horny

I really need more friends. Hit me up, my aim is noelxxxfielding. I'm lonely.
I decided to do a little pic spam. I was bored, so I started taking pics of myself.


( Pic spam )

So this place seems pretty cool. I've made a good friend with one Steven Adler, or Stevie as he likes to be called.. He seems pretty amazing. He's wicked. I love hanging with him. He's got a boyfriend who's name is Duff and a best friend called Izzy who's married to this bloke called Axl. Stevie and I are going to be rockstar designers. We're going to design our own clothing range. It'll be called Boosh Bitch.
But last night something happened involving Axl, Izzy and Stevie. I'm not going to go into the finer details. All I will say is that his boyfriend should stand up for him more. You know he'd do the same for you mate.
( Axl Rose )

Well here I am. I don't like it here. It's not even my fault. I shouldn't be here. It's Vince's fault. He's my other persona. He comes out and he goes on rampages. He beats up people, rapes people, steals, then I get the blame. I've spent so much time in jails, and police cells and hospitals because of him. Now I'm here. They won't tell me when they'll let me out. Or if they'll even let me out. They want to get Vince under control. But you can't. I've tried. He's uncontrollable.
I don't like being cooped up here. I need someone to talk to.